Alfred Chicken (USA) ROM

Alfred Chicken is an awkward side-scroller. I would write a summary and a review, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON? The game starts with you, who I am assuming is Alfred the Chicken, but that's it! No "Alfred save a princess" or "Alfred get this for me" or "Alfred, look a giant alien ship coming to crash into earth and kill us all in a horrible tragic death that none of us will survive, you gotta save us..." So, I find out the controls. A= Jump B= Nothing (Nothing until you get the purple bally thing) You could do a diving attack, that's your only attack until you get the ball. So once you get bored of learning the controls, you start venturing. Well, you made a big mistake. One thing that really grinds my gears (family guy reference) is that I don't know the goal. You would think the goal is to collect the diamonds, but once you collect them all, nothing happens. Okay, maybe you have to kill the baddies, too. Nope, they respawn. You know what you do next? You press the little red 'X' button on the top right of your screen.